ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN, AND QUEEN MARION RULED OVER HER SUBJECTS WHO WERE ALWAYS HAPPY THEN ONE DAY THE EVIL LORD NUMBNUTS OF HACKERLAND TRIED TO INVADE OUR QUEENS DOMAIN THE QUEEN WAS FAR TOO CLEVER FOR OLD NUMBNUTS THE QUEEN CALLED HER ARMY TO REPEL THIS INVASION :pdt40: THE EVIL LORD NUMBNUTS WAS OUT GUNNED AND OUT CLASSED BY THE QUEENS ARMED FORCES OLD NUMB NUTS RAN FASTER THAN THE WIND TRYING TO ESCAPE WHEN SUDDENLY A SPACE CRAFT FROM UP THE PLANET ' YOU YOURS' APPEARED AND WHISKED LORD NUMBNUTS AWAY. HOW THE PEOPLE CHEERED THE QUEEN DECREEDED A NATION HOLIDAY AND THE LAND ECHOED TO THE SOUND OF NEVER AGAIN DID ANYONE DARE TO INVADE THE BEAUTIFUL QUEENS DOMAIN AND TO THIS DAY IT IS STILL THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
FROM,
HANS ANTLER MOOSE.