A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road South of
Basra, when they hear a voice call out from behind a sand dune ,
"Jus one Louisiana Cajun soldier is better than ten Iraqi, yeah.... " and I guarontee dat for sure...!!!
The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the
dune, where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, ... Then silence.
The voice once again calls out, ... "I tole you jus One Louisiana Cajun is better
than one hundred Iraqi, and das the truth too...."
Furious, ... The Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops
over the dune, and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10
minutes of battle, ... Again silence.
The Cajun voice calls out again, ... "Mais sha, how many times I gotta tole you jus' One Louisiana Cajun is
better than one thousand Iraqi soldiers and you otta know dat by now, heh?....."
The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1,000 fighters, and sends them
to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns ,
grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is
being fought, .... Then silence.
Eventually, .... One badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over
the dune, and with his dying words tells his commander, ...
"Don't send any more men, ... it's a trap. There's two of them."