Not really a "great" quote, but it cracked me up.

"German made - American modification" - written on a picture of a knocked-out German Panzer.

One for the Engineers

"Yessir - Ol' B Comp'ny broke another bridge buildin' record ..... a Kraut regiment is retreatin' across it." - Willie & Joe

Erwin

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

- Unknown Marine Recruit

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Ooh, I did once to my platoon leader. Fortunately it was my last day with the armed forces anyway. Our staff-sergeant meant I should have said that I'd have to tidy the LCT's cellar.

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