humorous eagle trivia 101 airborne

One dark, foggy night at Bastogne, Henry Weston of F/502 left his dugout to urinate in the woods. When he returned, he told his buddies "I was pissing against the side of a tree, and the tree walked away!" Since Weston was the company clown, his buddies just laughed and thought he was joking. A few minutes later, Lt."Jungle Jim" Allen joined them in the dugout, and the men noticed that the side of one of his trouser

legs was wet.