A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road South of

Basra, when they hear a voice call out from behind a sand dune ,

"Jus one Louisiana Cajun soldier is better than ten Iraqi, yeah.... " and I guarontee dat for sure...!!!

The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the

dune, where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few

minutes, ... Then silence.

The voice once again calls out, ... "I tole you jus One Louisiana Cajun is better

than one hundred Iraqi, and das the truth too...."

Furious, ... The Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops

over the dune, and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10

minutes of battle, ... Again silence.

The Cajun voice calls out again, ... "Mais sha, how many times I gotta tole you jus' One Louisiana Cajun is

better than one thousand Iraqi soldiers and you otta know dat by now, heh?....."

The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1,000 fighters, and sends them

to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns ,

grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is

being fought, .... Then silence.

Eventually, .... One badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over

the dune, and with his dying words tells his commander, ...

"Don't send any more men, ... it's a trap. There's two of them."