Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100". The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?" One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk!"

DO I DETECT THAT M1 IS A LITTLE UNDERWHELMED WITH THE MAIN MAN?????

Great story,

Colin.

Ah, just passing a good joke. Mind you I have posted jokes on both sides of the spectrum over the past several years.

But, I am Tea Party member.