Hear ye, Hear ya! 
Yes, that DID make me chuckle! Oh dear, I don't have a pastry bag either. What will we do?? 
I shall laugh each time I hear or see mocha beans too. I will think of you.
I think you hit the nail on the head when you stated how fortunate you feel to be you. That is exactly how I feel too. Earlier in life I looked at some other people and thought; wow they have their sh-t together! But funny how you look back years later, and I am not envious of them or their life styles. I look at my life and think how lucky I am and I wouldn't trade places with any of them.
Hubby often reminds me of the people who poo-pooed me and wrote me off. I guess I have the best and the last laugh now. When I wrote a couple of my articles he said, "Hope some of your so-called friends happen to see you name in print. 
That made me feel good. 
Here's to mocha beans and those who REALLY know how to enjoy life! 
Proud Daughter of Walter (Monday) Poniedzialek
540th Engineer Combat Regiment, 2833rd Bn, H&S Co, 4th Platoon
There's "No Bridge Too Far"