02-21-2008, 11:09 PM
What does a trombonist say when he knocks on your door?
Dominoes!
What is the definition of dissonance?
Two trombonists playing unison.
A trombonist and a snake lay dead in the middle of the road. What is the difference between the two?
The snake was on the way to a gig!
How can you tell that a kid at a playground is the son of a trombonist?
He can't swing and he complains about the slide.
How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
The doorbell drags.
How many trombonists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
