ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN, AND QUEEN MARION RULED OVER HER SUBJECTS WHO WERE ALWAYS HAPPY 
THEN ONE DAY THE EVIL LORD NUMBNUTS OF HACKERLAND TRIED TO INVADE OUR QUEENS DOMAIN 
THE QUEEN WAS FAR TOO CLEVER FOR OLD NUMBNUTS 
THE QUEEN CALLED HER ARMY TO REPEL THIS INVASION :pdt40: THE EVIL LORD NUMBNUTS WAS OUT GUNNED AND OUT CLASSED BY THE QUEENS ARMED FORCES 
OLD NUMB NUTS RAN FASTER THAN THE WIND 
TRYING TO ESCAPE WHEN SUDDENLY A SPACE CRAFT FROM UP THE PLANET ' YOU YOURS' APPEARED 
AND WHISKED LORD NUMBNUTS AWAY. HOW THE PEOPLE CHEERED 
THE QUEEN DECREEDED A NATION HOLIDAY 
AND THE LAND ECHOED TO THE SOUND OF 
NEVER AGAIN DID ANYONE DARE TO INVADE THE BEAUTIFUL QUEENS DOMAIN AND TO THIS DAY IT IS STILL THE BEST IN THE WORLD. 
FROM,
HANS ANTLER MOOSE.