Needed some time off...

[Walt's Daughter]

Sick Leave

 

 

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of GOD are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

 

I jumped down and walked out of the office...When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

 

And she replied, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.