LUMBER JOKE

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Workshop Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

LUMBER PURCHASE

 

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."

 

The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

 

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.

 

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

 

"All right. How long do you need them?"

 

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

[Walt's Daughter]

Oh and you think that's how we purchased the wood for our new room??? Sounds like an up north thing. Ya, you flatlanders...