Here is a good one from Mortarude, Patriot Files
Why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide
Subject:
>>> Why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide
>>> >>>
>>>
>>> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
>>> commit suicide.Let's see now . .
>>>
>>> No beer,
>>>
>>> No bars,
>>>
>>> No television,
>>>
>>> No Playboy or Penthouse,
>>>
>>> No baseball,
>>>
>>> No football,
>>>
>>> No rugby,
>>>
>>> No basketball,
>>>
>>> No hockey,
>>>
>>> No golf,
>>>
>>> No bikinis on the beach,
>>>
>>> No summer mini skirts and braless beauties,
>>>
>>> No pork BBQ,
>>>
>>> No hot dogs,
>>>
>>> No burgers,
>>>
>>> No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
>>>
>>> No chocolate chip cookies,
>>>
>>> No Christmas,
>>>
>>> Rags for clothes and towels for hats,
>>>
>>> Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there
>>> are no doctors,
>>>
>>> Constant wailing from the guy in the tower,
>>>
>>> You can't shave,
>>>
>>> Your wife can't shave,
>>>
>>> You can't shave your wife,
>>>
>>> Sand is everywhere,
>>>
>>> Sand gets into everything,
>>>
>>> You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper,
>>>
>>> You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
>>> camel dung,
>>>
>>> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times,
>>>
>>> Your bride is picked by someone else,
>>>
>>> She smells just like your donkey,
>>>
>>> Your donkey has a better disposition,
>>>
>>> Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get the 27 virgins
>>> and it all gets better!
>>>
>>> Nup,...no mystery here !!!!
